According to the captions of the first Thor movie, the battle between the Jotuns and Asgardians take place in Norway, 965 AD. Around this time, Loki was born.
In Thor 2 the life expectancy was stated to be around 5,000. The average human life in developed countries from what I’ve gathered is approximately 82.
Therefore, in human years Loki is somewhere around 17.
french people are so hardcore they eat pain for breakfast
this pun was wasted on you all
s11 of Supernatural should be called “Not Natural” in the title card and it should be a crack season where they throw in every single poopy thing that they haven’t so far from Human!Impala to the boys meeting AU versions of themselves to “what if Sam turned into a moose for an episode”
Don’t forget the musical.
jim fucking carrey
jim fucking carrey
I love Jim Carrey. I once met him in a 7/11, and I was getting a soda, I turned and saw it was him, and he saw I was going for a Doctor Pepper, so he said “Oh did you want one of these”, to which I stuttered out a yes and he grabbed all of them and said “too bad” and brought them up to the front. Then he bought his stuff and left the sodas there, and left. Almost immediately after, he ran back in and began putting the sodas back and paid for mine.This is what happens when Candians are let lose and try to prank people
"Baby It’s Cold Outside" is the "Blurred Lines" of Christmas songs.
I Painted My Nails 7 Hours Ago and Thought They Were Dry Then I Did Something and it Turns Out They Weren’t: my autobiography.The nail polish will harden up instantly if you dip your fingertips in ice-cold water.
also spray them with spray-on cooking oil before soaking them in the ice water. it makes them shiny and slick.
I love when girls get together to solve problems
The two biggest fuckin liars on television
have i told you guys about the time my 7th grade history teacher showed us a “cool personified revolutionary war video” but it was actually a US/UK tribute